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Salad
Q. How can you tell a woman is really ugly? A. A cannibal takes one look at her and orders a salad.
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Cereal Adjustment
Deciding to eat healthier breakfasts, my brother-in-law declared that oatmeal would now be his cereal of choice. But after eating his first bowl, he told my sister, "I hope I develop a taste for the stuff. It goes down real rough." "Well," she asked, "how long did you cook it?" "You're supposed to cook it?" he said.
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Easy Eggs
One Sunday morning, while stationed at Osan Air Base in South Korea, I was in line for breakfast and noticed that the cook behind the counter looked kind of harassed. After I gave him my order, he asked me how I wanted my eggs. Not wanting to burden him further, I said cheerfully, "Oh, whatever is easiest for you." With that, he took two eggs, cracked them open onto my plate and handed it back to me.
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Honeymoon Salad
Q: What is a Honeymoon Salad? A: Lettuce alone, with no dressing.
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Cake
How do you know when you're getting old? When the cake costs less than the candles!
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Egg
Waitress, this egg tastes rather strong. Never mind, sir, the teas nice and weak.
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Wild Rice
Q: How did the patron in the restaurant know that he was served wild rice? A: Because the rice jumped out of the bowl.
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Knock!Knock!
Knock!Knock! Who's there? Icecream! Icecream who? Ice cream if you throw me in the cold water!
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Dead Fly
Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup! Yes, sir, it's the hot water that kills them.
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Shephards Pie
Waiter, is this all you've got to eat? No, sir, I'll be having a nice shepherd's pie when I get home.
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