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Pizza
Where is the best place to eat a pizza? In your mouth!
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Cake
How do you know when you're getting old? When the cake costs less than the candles!
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Soldier's Coffee
This little grandmother was surprised by her 7 year old grandson one morning. He had made her coffee. She drank what was the worst cup of coffee in her life. When she got to the bottom, there were three of those little green army men, and she asked him why they were there. Her grandson replied, "On television, they say, 'The best part of waking up is soldiers in your cup!'"
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Sign in restaurant window
Sign in restaurant window: Eat now ? Pay waiter.
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Eating at a Chinese restaurant
My friend Ann and I were eating at a Chinese restaurant. When an elderly waiter set chopsticks at our places, Ann made a point of reaching into her purse and pulling out her own pair. "As an environmentalist," she declared, "I do not approve of destroying bamboo forests for throwaway utensils." The waiter inspected her chopsticks. "Very beautiful," he said politely. "Ivory."
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Funny
Waiter, this soup tastes funny. So why aren't you laughing?
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Pop Corn
Q: What did the baby corn say to the momma corn? A: Where's pop-corn?
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Army Cook
Q: Why was the Army cook so depressed when he was discharged? A: Because every recipe he knew was "Serves 2000.?
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Knock!Knock!
Knock!Knock! Who's there? Icecream! Icecream who? Ice cream if you throw me in the cold water!
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Lemons
A woman went to a Florida lemon grove to apply for a job, but the foreman thought she seemed way too qualified for the position. "Do you even have any actual experience picking lemons?" he asked. "Well, I think I do." she replied. "I've been divorced three times."
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