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The Most Dangerous Food!
Q: What is the most dangerous food? Answer: A wedding cake!!
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Lemons
A woman went to a Florida lemon grove to apply for a job, but the foreman thought she seemed way too qualified for the position. "Do you even have any actual experience picking lemons?" he asked. "Well, I think I do." she replied. "I've been divorced three times."
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Q: Which food is essential to good music?
A: The beet!
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Quick Drinking!
A guy goes into a bar, orders twelve shots and starts drinking them as quickly as he can. The bartender asks, "My goodness, why are you drinking so fast?? The guy replies, "You would be drinking just as fast if you had what I have." The bartender looks at him curiously and says, "What do you have?" The guy responds, "An empty wallet.?
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What kind of cheese melts on a piece of matza...?
Q: What kind of cheese melts on a piece of matza to make a Passover pizza? A: Matzarello
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Nutrition
According to a recent article I just read on nutrition, they said eating right doesn't have to be complicated. Nutritionists say there is a simple way to tell if you're eating right. Colors. Fill your plates with bright colors. Greens, reds, yellows. In fact, I did that this morning. I had an entire bowl of Chocolate's. It was delicious! I never knew eating right could be so easy.
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Pizza Slices
A blond ordered a pizza and the clerk asked her how many pieces she wanted it sliced into, six or twelve? "Six", she said, "I could never eat twelve".
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Knock!Knock!
Knock!Knock! Who's there? Icecream! Icecream who? Ice cream if you throw me in the cold water!
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Cornbread
On Coast Guard cutters, low-ranking crew members take turns in the galley helping the cooks. One young seaman aboard was always dropping dishes and spilling food. One day, alone in the galley, he noticed an unfrosted yellow sheet cake cooling on a counter. Determined to rectify past errors, the seaman made chocolate icing and decorated the cake with it. The seaman stood proudly by the dessert as the head cook returned to the galley. Frantically, the cook began to look around. "Where did my CORNBREAD go?" he shouted.
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Bird Hunting
Two drunk men were out bird-hunting. Suddenly, one of them said, "Hey! I see two birds!" "Well, shoot then," said the other man. "But which one do I shoot?" "Hmm...Take another drink," the other man said, handing him the bottle. "Hey! Now I see three!" exclaimed the man. "Good. Shoot the one in the middle."
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